I think they should make the National Film Registry but for YouTube videos. If they do, I'd nominate these 3 for immediate entry:

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Call me a grinch all you want but I really really hate Christmas and dread it every year (The December one, I still love Christmas in July of course)

This Twitter (or maybe iOS) bug has been going on for around a year and turns every video into a YTP every time it tries to replay more than once. It’s Elon’s only good addition to the site.

I have to use Windows 11 for work but I frequently run a Windows 10 VM inside it for testing purposes. And it still manages to be more responsive and snappy than the literal operating system that is emulating it. That's how bad Windows 11 is.

I hereby grant everyone permission to create ridiculous AI videos of me post-mortem. In fact, I encourage it.

Sat through Geoff's slopfest for no Half Life 3 for the second year in a row

I want to issue a formal apology to Nogami for the 5 frame machine nerf. It was not a good balancing decision but it was the catalyst for me to begin hating the game enough to finally quit for good, and a week after I did that I got a job offer.

You can find YouTube channels for anything nowadays

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I feel really bad for Toby Fox because he has to deal with people impersonating him, and he can't even DM them to tell them to stop without it getting posted for clout on Twitter. And then it gets regurgitated again every year for even more clout. I'd cancel Deltarune.

I would not accept treatment from Dr. House because I do not like how he treats his patients.

If I was in Super Smash Bros Brawl I would hope the quote that comes out of the Wiimote when you select me would be cool, but it would probably actually be lame and unfunny and nobody would want to play as me.

What do you mean? We've already had the Toy Story 5 trailer for some time now.

I like how in Evangelion they explicitly make a point of showing how the cockpit fills up with liquid, and then clearly completely forget about that detail after like the 3rd episode.

On the whole I cannot recommend living alone enough, but you do have to try not to think about the fact that if you choke on something while eating even once, that's it.