NOT me finally trying to buy Scam Goddess Live tickets for her show at the Elysian, only to find out its SOLD OUT! Quick, someone teach me out to fraud Eventbrite.

Today in wedding planning : I cried!

Damn...

in better internet news, the chicken wars on TikTok was my serotonin hit for this week. 💛

a read

that's enough internet for me today, thanks.

You come to me, the day of my daughter’s Shein influencer trip

Never thought I would politically align myself with orcas and UFOs, but here we are.

If you throw shit at a performer at a concert, you deserve to be banned from live events for LIFE.

It’s kinda better over there.

Hey BuzzFeed, respectfully, can you please put all the Ladylike videos back on the Ladylike channel? I am actively looking for a job rn, and its helpful to have a hub where all our videos live that reflects all of our years of hard work.

Would love some kind of response. Still applying to jobs! 🙏🏻❤️🫠

ugh fine, i'm back.

Mother!