Other people: Being the president is the most stressful job in the world. Me, step-parent to a spoiled brat of a 5 year old with ADHD, autism, ODD: Bet.

some things we learned during the george floyd protests that you should know if you’re attending a protest—a thread 🧵:

Just to let to guys know, this brand on tiktok is ✨STEALING✨ from artists and profiting off of their work. Artists have it hard enough making money off of their own work. This is disgusting. Please do not buy from them.

So let's imagine a scenario of how capitalism actually works, kids. You ready? I'm a pharma guy and my company creates a drug that can save the lives of people who are going to die if they don't get it. It costs $5/dose to make. My guys say we should sell it for $15K/dose.

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 He harassed the Sandy Hook parents you dumb fucking sasquatch

Larry the Cat The memes have started already

Married my wife today DerKitty

Always and forever.

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When the bard rolls a nat 20 for Vicious Mockery:

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i force myself to have hope that the world will soon wake up to the absurdity of pinning Literally Every Problem Ever on us but if you love us, please please please be loud for us right now. we cannot be the only ones talking about this. we cannot win this fight alone.