reminder:

“trump has signed an executive order to-”

I feel like this

I just got a leaked trailer of the Zelda movie. What the fuck is this? 😭🙏

Stop punching yourself.

Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite is so peak man😭

this song is for anyone who has been looked through and not at. for all my friends in the cold grip of poverty, my they/them and nb homies, the losers, the outcasts, the “did I say too much” after leaving a crowded room types, the overthinkers, I see you open.spotify.com/track/3o9p59E4…

terrarium (wallpaper sizes below!)

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. i was walking around the house with unclear intentions

thinking about the time lakitu died while I was playing mk8

'drag is inherently sexual' and it's queens pretending to be microwaved

hey friend sorry for thinking about you during the day and stuff but dont worry because i am literally on my way to go fuck my face as we speak

The Oregon Duck is dressed as a Labubu today What a world

if the year pokemon go came out was heaven… this one is hell

The “male loneliness epidemic” is largely because men haven’t learned how to behave. Women are fed up. I had an ex who didn’t “believe” my food allergies were severe. He made dinner one night and snuck spices into the food to trap me in a “gotcha”

so what now? heavy is the crown used to love the honey now i wanna spit it out

at this point, is it worth it? do our souls even serve us a purpose? 'cause at this point, i feel worthless like a ghost in the shell of a person

Korok: I need to reach my friend! The ever so helpful Link who just got a degree in zonai engineering: