Let’s take a live look at Mike Rollins selling that SIP snake oil for $39.99 this wk:

Sour Patch Kids Oreos are a wild, exhilarating treat; an intense, euphoric rush from the sour & sweet filling. The vibrant colors & bold flavors provide a momentary escape, delivering a jolt of pleasure & novelty your taste buds have never experienced. Sour Patch Kids how’d I do?

Dee’Wayne is all packed up for the UK. Yes, that’s a book. I can reed. I know Mike Rollins has a lot of stopz pland, but I can’t wait to see Hogwarts.

Bout to hit the streetz in England Mike Rollins is passed out on SPK’s bc he “hAs tO wOrK” tomorrow

Dee’Wayne is sad to leave Scotland, but we got a lil soovenear.

Got an update from daycare while sitting on the plane from London to Tampa. Dee’Wayne Grindz would be so proud:

Best day of the year.

Hahaha do NOT send that mower if Dee’Wayne Grindz touched it. This is how he sharpens & sets up CU’s:

Woke up to videos & photos in my phone of Dee’Wayne Grindz & Bee’Land Cooper (Bland Cooper) driving around the TOUR Championship, hyping the crew up in this heat & humidity yesterday.

Proof Dee’Wayne Grindz and Mike Rollins are two different people.

Thad Thompson Simplex-Ideal-Peerless Dee’Wayne Grindz Hector Velazquez

Please caption this photo?!?! Dee’Wayne Grindz Superintendent Network john reilly Turf Today GCSAA

As Dee’Wayne Grindz would say: “Haulin’ Ass, Cutting Grass.”

Uncle Dee’Wayne Grindz has been teaching Emma how to do the People’s Eyebrow. Daycare sent us these photos today. She’s starting to get it.

Dee’Wayne Grindz struggld with this 1

It’s time. Ice cream is ready. The Simplex-Ideal-Peerless are shut down & dormant. They did all of their heavy lifting last week. All cutting units are sharp & parallel. Front face thicknesses on knives are in their windows & uniform! Ice cream not-sponsored by Dee’Wayne Grindz

Day 3 4:15am breakfast after rain fought us last night. The East Lake Golf Club crew & volunteers are ready to tighten things back up for the TOUR Championship! It’s fun finding Dee’Wayne Grindz stickers all over the place like Easter eggs.