Huge props to low scores on the scores today! The wind here is bad! #themasters

The downside to your dog working with you on the golf course

The Masters is on #TheMasters2024 #themasters this video shows my Augusta National paintings as well as Alister MacKenzie finishing the original drawings of Augusta in his studio in St. Andrews in 1931. What do you think? #golf #golf ing #golf er

For those new to my account. (I get a lot of newbies this week.)

Me calling you MF = 💚

Me calling you 🤡 = GTFO

If the Bills win the Super Bowl this year, we will finally realize that we were cursed by OJ.

Funny story about the peach ice cream sandwich. ❤️

Back in 2013, I was working with Billy Casper & sitting under the umbrellas with he & his family. His wife loves the 🍑 ice cream sandwiches but they didn’t serve them at the clubhouse.

So off I’d go to the concession stand to…

You know it’s Masters week when you take ibuprofen with bourbon. 🥴🥃⛳️

Biggest pro-tip for going on wet days to #TheMasters ?

Put an extra pair of shoes in your car and a bag for your wet shoes for when you come off the course. (No spikes allowed at the course.)

You’re welcome.

Awesome!

Btw, this account is 100% Masters, booze and good times. If you’re not into that or being called a MF, don’t follow me. 😏

I dipped out of dinner & I’m back downtown at my loft. The older I get, the less I want to attend these parties this week. Rather have dinner with my 20+ years golf buds here this week. 😆🫣🫠🥴

Let me put you MFs onto something:

Hot sauce on your Masters pimento cheese sandwich

Mustard on your Masters egg salad sandwich

Extra BBQ sauce on your Masters BBQ sandwich

They have little condiment packets there

When my Taste of The Masters got delivered. The UPS guy was so nice that I opened it and shared some Masters cups and goodies. His smile made my day. ⛳️💚

Our Thursday night men's league has openings - last day to sign up is Friday, April 12th! terryhills.com/leagues for more information and sign ups

Amazon has nothing on today’s delivery. 🌸⛳️❤️

#themasters Goldbelly 🚀 ❤️

I will not drink bourbon this early. 😇🥃😅

I will not drink bourbon this early. 😇🥃😅

I will not drink bourbon this early. 😇🥃😅

I will not drink bourbon this early. 😇🥃😅

I will not drink bourbon this early. 😇🥃😅

I will not drink bourbon this early. 😇🥃😅…

⛳️ Happy Masters Week! Back when I didn’t need my phone for work you’d find me at the same spot for Par3. ❤️ The gallery guards would always save my it for me. Good memories. Thankful. 💚

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#themasters #augustaga #loveaugusta …

YESSSSSSSS!!!!! Take that, RC USA!!!

Maybe next year!

Nothing like having a very large account & telling everyone the restaurants are closed during the busiest week of the year. 🙄 They’re all open, FFS!