can i come over and feed you buffalo wings with my toes

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize.., Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership

Happy 7/11 to all my Indian homies

never forget

“Buddy” is an interesting term because there’s a generational gap If anybody over 50 calls you buddy He’s just being nice If anybody under 50 calls you buddy He’s being max level condescending And borderline inviting a physical altercation

BREAKING: The DOJ released footage from Epstein’s cell was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips — WIRED

every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of

My rich friends text me back instantly My broke friends leave me on delivered for a couple of hours Thats not a coincidence my guy

I still think Infinity War is the superior film when comparing it and Endgame. Love them both though.

hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum

Fun fact: Kobe bryant was the only reason I ever touched a basketball

all 25 year olds are actually 23, the covid years didn’t count

Unfortunately, diet, exercise, and waking up at the crack of dawn DOES dramatically improve the quality of your life.

This is Druski’s best Skit 😭

Anyone who goes to the beach to simply sit there and considers that “fun” or somehow an “activity” is an NPC

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out