My source let me down in a big way this week

Here’s hoping I start this decade off with the same amount of drip I came into this one with

The NHL should get rid of the Winter Classic and just have one regular season game every year at Hockeytown USA in Saugus. I’m getting goosebumps just thinking of Patrice Bergeron getting pucks in deep off the brick wall and NHLers using locker rooms with no bathrooms

A tale as old as time Friday Beers

My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone

I mean, you gotta give Rudy Gobert DPOY. He shut the whole league down.

Nobody: Not a single person: Some restaurant owner in Wuhan:

Captioning your post Forever a Patriot is like getting down on one knee to break up with your girlfriend of 20 years

Me when quarantining and social distancing finally ends

Day 3 in quarantine. My mom made me check my 11 year old brother’s search history. He has searched “how tall is goofy” and “why do Mormons have so many trampolines.” For his sake, I almost wish I found something bad

And when the world needed him most he vanished

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It's back.

ALBERT PUJOLS WITH HIS SECOND HOME RUN OF THE NIGHT HAS JOINED THE 700 HOME RUN CLUB!! FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER!!

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