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Wisconsin is plowing your older neighbors driveway in -35 degree weather simply bc you’re already on your plow.

If you see me concentrating at a bookstore, it’s just me reciting the ABCs in my head over and over again

Confession. Every time I read “Super Bowl LVII” my brain shuts off the moment I hit that first Roman Numeral. Lorem Ipsum plays in my head.

Me tuning in to watch a fun zombie show: 😜 An hour later

Absorbing as much sun as possible before it goes away for another 12 days

Where have all the frozen yogurt places gone??? Where you could add a stupid amount of toppings on self serve and tell yourself it was healthy bc it was yogurt. Please bring those back.

Whatever happened to Dido?

The Mummy Returns CGI is a thing of beauty.

I’m jealous that Rihanna’s baby has a built in fun fact for life. #SuperBowl

The power that cold brew has on my life outlook is concerning

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Every grocery store in America needs a fresh tortilla station.

Slack taking the day off:

After a day with gchat. We were wrong.

Looks like Larry and I are birthday twins. HBD Twitter. It's been one for the books.🎈🎂