#OptaJoe15. Which player has the longest gap between scoring goals in the Premier League?

Of course it's the game with the Premier League referees where VAR takes forever to make a decision

Thirty years being the most boring football pundit in history and as soon as he gives it up he's dropping the "Mossad killed my Sunday roast mate Robert Maxwell" anecdotes?!?

Petition to stop those 'this food from our country is better than that food from your country' signs please

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend. #ReformUK @TonyTonyTx

Britain's new mixtape just dropped...👋💿 #ElectionResults #ToriesAreOut

Why am I just seeing this? 🤣🤣🤣 x.com/THSResister/st…

Lot of 'thick person's idea of a smart person' here. He means melanin not melatonin men have X chromosones too, and a pyyrhic victory is not ever something you aim for, it's an unintended effect. Like pivoting from sex pest to political guru, perhaps.

I keep thinking how 3 little girls were killed & more were hurt & traumatised, & instead of talking about their precious lives, we are being forced to focus on violent entitled white men burning cars & towns, who don’t give a shit about women’s & girls’ safety.

Ed Balls is a disgrace. And once again, a woman of colour who is arguing her point and standing up for herself is said to be 'attacking' people

"Still to come, the home secretary will be joining us shortly, who Ed of course is married to." Actual words said this morning on a TV channel with a legal duty to impartiality. Baffling it was allowed to happen.

"He said 'Labour wants to bring all these immigrants in'." "I looked at him and said 'Steve - I am an immigrant.'" Mayada, who came to the UK as a refugee, shares with James O'Brien how 'shocked' she was by her disabled neighbour, who she 'kept alive', revealing he wanted Brexit.

ok that’s enough linkedin for me

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

They aren't going to bother hiding it anymore.

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Desperately sorry that my beloved friend and colleague Gerry Carlin (an expert on the 1960s, Joyce, the invention of the blues, the underground press, Jean Toomer and much more) died this morning.

Whatever the truth is @wolves are in a mess and it comes from the top down.....! Jeff Shi has a lot of questions to answer - Fosun/Guangchang Guo need to start asking them before it's too late & the value of their investment is diminished from relegation....

we're asking for cheaper fares, not for you to kill a fucking werewolf