* on a completely silent bus to the airport* guy on a phone call, suddenly: “and just to be clear, I will NOT be working on this while I’m on vacation” 🥰we love setting boundaries🥰

currently visiting the midwest and got served soup for dinner last night

babe are you ok? you've barely touched your Q3 roadmap

not my dashboard, not my metrics

* me, whispering to my phone * got games?

just a reminder that there are 19 days left to manipulate your spotify wrapped!!

I don’t want to BeReal I want to BeRepresented in tech

this meeting could’ve been a podcast

women sharing salaries with women and hyping each other up that they should make more 🥺

welcome back to work after vacation starter pack

girl has time and space to fit one more thing into suitcase and suddenly has overpacked

any of my coworkers: so I heard that this happened me: I can’t tell you anything about that but also here is all the tea

There’s only one 𝕏 that I respect

I love Glassdoor because they’ll email me with a new job recommendation and the job is “arborist”

microsoft transcription really be struggling

merry christmas ya data nerds