LMAO if you're still rolling your joints without first inscribing the true name of God on the filter

mmm, steamed hams

Google Cloud Platform has introduced CloudFlux, a brand new AI-powered time travel service

my neighbor totoro is fucking lame

correct names for groups of birds: - a murder of crows - an aggravated assault of pigeons - a mugging of geese - a drunk and disorderly of seagulls

this rosh hashanah… experience the next thrilling chapter

Howl's Stationary Castle Kiki's Junk Removal Service My Landlord Totoro #boringghiblifilms

oh hell yeah, this my shit

unfortunate choice of words

Johnson, I need a report on how our site performs for the worst 1% of our users. I mean the REAL fuckups and scumbags #datadog

how I felt during the talking heads category on jeopardy

This is what it's like every time i drink a sip of red bull

me, desperately trying to remember the name of Guns N' Roses 3rd album

Is it bad to break up with your significant other by means of a powerpoint presentation?

many such cases ("The Demolished Man" by Alfred Bester)

permanent mood: this lady from the "Make your shirt explode!" scene in Castle in the Sky

just realized that situations can have multiple facets… this changes everything

Capitalism has left us all with little time for creative pursuits.

Double-Spout Bridge Vessel in the form of a Double-Headed Serpent artic.edu/artworks/91455/

love love love how bitchy these disney princesses look