Shabaya Deche (@csdeche) 's Twitter Profile
Shabaya Deche

@csdeche

HCI Consultant | EWaste Advocacy | Product Manager | 4IR

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calendar_today08-02-2011 18:09:03

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IT Memes (@it_unhinged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Got to work and saw my manager left me a sticky note: "Please prioritize VIP tickets today." We don't actually have VIP tickets. We have regular tickets and tickets from people who think they're VIPs. But I've created my own system. Actual priority: - Tickets that affect

Bhuvnesh Arya (@bhuvneshdot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

IT is very different from other professions(medicine or law) in the following ways: 1. As you grow more senior in IT, the fear of job loss actually increases (rather than decreasing). 2. You usually cannot earn significant extra income outside your main job — doing so is often

Amanda Goodall (@thejobchick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

HR is the only department that gets a free pass for being completely useless. They produce zero revenue, kill morale with endless policies, protect the company NOT you, and somehow still get invited to every meeting like they're essential. Remove 90% of HR tomorrow and the

Juma G 🇰🇪 (@jumaf3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Kenyan motorists, let me say it again, if your fellow motorist's car has stalled on a traffic jam, they have put on hazard, please stop hooting... Ni ujinga. Do you want him/her to carry the car so that you can pass? Why are you hooting na umeona hazards. 😆. Shenzi sana.

Imtiaz Mahmood (@imtiazmadmood) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of Einstein’s students asked him: “What does logic mean?” Einstein said: “I will answer you with a question.” “Suppose two workers enter a chimney to clean it. One comes out with a dirty face and the other with a clean face. Who will go wash their face?” The student

One of Einstein’s students asked him: “What does logic mean?”

Einstein said: “I will answer you with a question.”

“Suppose two workers enter a chimney to clean it. One comes out with a dirty face and the other with a clean face. Who will go wash their face?”

The student
JOSH DUNLAP (@jdunlap1974) 's Twitter Profile Photo

President Trump : "My father always used to tell me...'Son, when you walk into a restaurant & you see a dirty front door, don’t go in. Because if the front door is dirty, the kitchen is dirty also.'...If our capital is dirty, our whole country is dirty."

Tabz (@ninyetabz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The worst part of a society manipulated by politics is to see the poor defending the rich who are responsible for their poverty and misery -Anonymous