up thinking about the time I was at a 2000s party patiently waiting for the bathroom, and a man indistinguishable from Nelly comes out and says “you’re a Capricorn” and walks off like?? where is he now I’m dying to speak with him. what else do you know

Back in my day, we would’ve already been at the square testing the resiliency of the human body. Glad yall are having fun though.

I swear almost every man who has asked me out in Austin calls me “girly” and it gives me the ick so bad. addressing me that way is exclusively for the girls and the gays!! make it stop

anybody in Austin got uhhhhh Tape B ticket they wanna sell me

life is so good

Seroquel has it’s joy in the 12th house btw for those who want to study *real* traditional astrology

thank gawd I already couldn’t sleep.. lightning struck so close and so hard, my entire house rattled for a good 45 seconds

Adderall has it’s joy in the 3rd house btw for those who want to study *real* traditional astrology

the way my bf loves me is changing my brain chemistry and healing my nervous system

The Cancer-Capricorn axis

I love living in the middle of “nowhere” close to a big city.. I’ve loved co-existing with all the critters!! but today my Uber driver saw a mountain lion while waiting for me outside my house like WHAT. I didn’t even know they existed nearby 💀

I should always have bangs I don’t know why I ever grow them out. every time I cut them something awakens in me

gm

no Thursday has ever been bad even if it was bad no it wasn’t

sometimes u have to eat 10 garlic stuffed olives before bed. I don’t make the rules but I do follow them