Thank god they saved us from those... checks notes... architectural boat tours

Go Fuck Yourself San Diego! #Cubs

The earth’s surface is covered 2/3 by water. The other 1/3 is covered by Dansby Swanson. #Cubs

THERE'S MORE BASEBALL TO BE PLAYED, CHICAGO. #FlyTheW

If I’m that guy, I would spend $10k to make this the wallpaper throughout my entire house.

POV: You're at Wrigley for a clinch

"Dansby Swanson absolutely beat us with his glove this series." Padres manager Mike Schildt on Dansby Swanson's defensive play in the NL Wild Card Series.

"To be able to ... come together for something greater than ourselves, for the city, it literally sends chills down my spine." Dansby Swanson is the ultimate teammate 💪

It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.

My cousin went to the cubs game today… and got a seat right next to Ben Johnson !!!

Wow The Spy Brief

This is ridiculously dumb

#Cubs

The self belief, the sheer audacity, that Drew Pomeranz showed in signing up for another minor league season this year — his fourth in a row — at age 36 is remarkable. And that it’s led to here, to a return to starting a baseball game, is yet another Baseball Is The Best moment.

It’s amazing

I think Jed needs to wear this. A patchwork rotation, no dominant Ace starter acquired…it all shows itself in the playoffs…92-93mph without insane movement, doesn’t get it done in a short series. Piecemeal things together and you get exactly these results. This sucks #Cubs

Can’t believe all these people are running a marathon through "war torn" Chicago today

I hate it…but Los Angeles Dodgers please beat the piss out of these idiots.

Fuck the Brewers