Wonder when these footballers are gonna stop being complete bellends and then wondering why theyre getting booked and sent off all the time

See david moyes is still a football genius

I am delighted to welcome Nadhim Zahawi to Reform UK. He will bring useful experience, such as claiming £6,000 to heat his stables and avoiding £3.7m tax by hiding £27m offshore and threatening to sue anyone who asked about it.

Man City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak signing up to Donald Trump’s Board of Peace - presumably in his UAE government role

Brian Eno: anyone who'd leave the UK because they have to pay a bit more tax arent the least community minded Lord Bethell: "but they are the wealth creators" "They're not the wealth creators. The wealth creators are the people who make things.. who keep society running"👏👏

I have today written to the Chair of Labour’s National Executive Committee seeking permission to enter the selection process for a candidate for the forthcoming Gorton and Denton by-election. Read my letter here.👇🏻

Reform have gained one of the greatest minds of all time and this timeless classic is now all theirs. It is simply impossible that people this stupid should be allowed to govern, no matter which party they run off to when they’ve destroyed their own.

Better not be thin ICE.

Me: “What about the fact that Trump was found guilty in a civil court for sexual abuse…was that not enough for you to withdraw your support?” Now listen to the response from Andrea Jenkyns of the Reform Party…

This is fucking hilarious GB News poll doesn’t go the way they normally go, the faces on this pair at the result, priceless 🤗 “We need to check we’ve got that the right way round” For the record, it was correct 😆

Starmer, or Farage, Badenoch, Rupert Lowe (or Murdoch), Liz Truss, Boris Johnson, The Mail, The Sun, The Daily Telegraph, The Times, The Spectator, The Express, GB News, Sky News, Talk Radio, Nick Ferrari, Ryan the Flagg-Shagger, Tiny Tommeh Ten Names, Trump et al, Corbyn,

I seen this happen 3 times again today. You know exactly what is about to happen, defender slows down and waits then just falls over. Lines man can’t wait to give it either, it’s ruining football. It’s never EVER a foul. 😡😡

Empty seats across loads of stadiums in the premier league this week again, I think the bubble has burst and they’ve pushed people too far.Most people simply can’t afford £70 a ticket to watch football especially when all the games are midweek now,ruining the game Premier League

NHS waiting list at lowest level in three years bbc.in/4tol5WK

THE STONE ROSES VS THE DAILY MAIL A clip that never gets old. No media training. No polished PR lines. Just pure Roses energy — dry humour, Manc attitude, and zero interest in playing the industry game. Ian Brown answered like only Ian Brown can.

You really have to laugh at arsenal

Managed to get the comments turned off on social media didnt they though, the fucking rats. About time they were locked up #freeloaders

The wolves TikTok has dropped🤣🤣🤣

“Why do people hate Arsenal?” 😂😂