When that one MF abuses his turn in the rotation

When you try out a new plug so you only buy a little and the shit ends up being fire

Doctor: You might want to incorporate more greens in your diet Me:

Nobody will know you are stoned if you’re always stoned

Moms when they help themselves to that brownie in your room

What you look like high vs what you really look like

I wanna hotbox the mystery machine

Me hosting when I have guests over

Me waking up after a weed nap

How your boss looks at you when you request April 20th off

When you and your smoke buddy go to spark up and both forget the lighter

Mom: What are you doing tonight? Me:

How I sleep knowing I got fresh weed for the morning blunt

Waking up after a weed nap confused af with 4 missed calls

Don’t get the mouth piece wet

Still cheaper than a therapist

Ever dropped your bud right after breaking it down?

The only time that really matters 🤣

This packaging needs an award

If you can see this tweet, you better be stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️