"Have you ever been to a matcha rave? Labubu." "Labubu." "Do they feed you Dubai Chocolate. Labubu." "Labubu." "What's it like to carry a labubu in your arms. Dubai Chocolate" "Dubai Chocolate"

There's an SCP article about this exact concept lmao SCP-8147 lets you "generate" an alternate world, but after 296 tests, they found out that there was actually a guy who had to build all of them by hand for quadrillions of years each time, so they stopped for ethical concerns

Dudes online describe it as a universal phenomenon but I honestly have not encountered a girl at an airport that I thought about for the rest of my life

It’s no big deal. We can settle this by fighting on top of a moving train

SCP writers choosing between either writing about the most horrifying concept that will leave you sleepless for the rest of your life or the funniest fucking thing ever

12 weeks. Should be enough. That's all I'll need

It's time. Ah well. As promised

Folks, as you may have surmised, I've needed more time. And I will need even more. Sorry for moving on you like GTA, but new return date is before the end of March (at the latest). Basically after Ramadan.