Fuck this sun the only rays I need come from a neon sign

The amount of times in a day that I want to tell someone to get fucked is just getting out of control.

Baptize me in a bottle of Beam and put Johnny on the vinyl

SORRY DARLIN IF IVE BEEN A LITTLE GUNSHY

I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was, then it dawned on me…

Went elk hunting this week. Why tf y’all ain’t tell me bout dem mountains I had to cross

Things I did for fun turned into bad habits instead

BRAND NEW. Koe Wetzel RIFF Outdoors whiskeyriff.com/2021/10/22/koe…

I hope I get 30 minutes in heaven before the devil knows I’m dead

Nebraska’s kicker:

Swam to rock bottom just to stand on solid ground

I think I’m John Wayne when I get to drinkin

If people are worried about blowouts in the CFP put Nebraska in. They’d lose to Georgia by 2

Gonna tell my kids this was Urban Meyer

I guess I’m just an old coyote but every dog has his day

This double leg 👀 We Lovett❗️ Ridge Lovett scored the first points of the match and never looked back in his 6-0 decision over No. 18 Bartlett💪

The Bengals are called for defensive holding on 5th down.

I was trying to get the last word in when you didn’t even like the first