probably the funniest covid related rule is when you go to a restaurant and have to keep your mask on until the food gets to your table, then you take your mask off and pretend that buffalo chicken sliders stop the spread

if cancel culture is real how come the joker is still getting roles

the public pool is like AA for guys with cringe back tats

there’s a deleted scene in ET where he drinks a sparkling water and straight up dies

got my ass

Stuart Little the only mouse with white privilege

what’s great about being unemployed is that you get to be your own boss and set your own hours

pretty fucked up that windex is throwing 100% of their un-purchased bottles directly into the ocean

I found a gun in animal crossing

sugma male grindset

Ppl used to listen to Pop Goes the Weasel and they were like “Damn this shit slaps.”

getting surgery to combine my lungs

the line in that chance the rapper song that goes “kanye's best prodigy he ain't sign me but he proud of me” is such a self own

Execute them

Disney’s craziest movie is The Aristocats, where a family of cats walk into a talent agency….

you don't need everyone to like, you just need a core group of like 7-8 billion fans

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

hard to believe that this was haim

saturday night baby. time to get wasted and watch empire earth gameplay on my phone let’s goooo