Surf Dracula tweet undefeated

*Taps the sign*

people are insane about age gaps because nobody has siblings or cousins anymore and everyone spends their entire time growing up in the same birth year silos and so they never get to interact with someone older unless they're explicitly in a position of formal authority

Having met the kind of people that would attend this program… a fitting moniker

Oh now I get it

i remember being in a panda express with my mom after obama won. and she looked me in the eye and said “you know, i don’t want to scare you. but they may start executing christians like us in the street soon, i just want you to be ready.”

Every time the world is burning, Obama shows up with some kind of trivial nonsense. Like the Bruce Springsteen podcast during the pandemic.

In honor of Sinners, star Jack O'Connell has arrived to the Oscars red carpet wearing vampire fangs

Which is better, Ulysses or The Very Hungry Caterpillar?

"Western Civilization ended when film schools started teaching Citizen Kane instead of Johnny Quest"

Oedipa Maas having her schizoaffective meltdown via a payphone with her fling from the gay bar:

What do you have to say about this, Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani?

This is like 90% of European culture.

Paul McCartney songs between 1969 and 1987.

Girl I’m bored let’s exit a subway station and come to an abrupt stop at the top of the stairs

Last year I met a writer who casually referenced "the AI-generated piece in the New York Times last week." I hadn't heard of it so asked for more info. She told me that she started reading it and immediately recognized the AI voice. "Of course that's chat. My bestie." She

Aquí hay travelling + zoom. Lo que más me gusta de este plano es la forma perceptiva en la que la cámara aisla al personaje. El mundo no se organiza a su alrededor, sino que es la cámara quien lo encuentra y decide que es importante. La tesis de toda la peli está contenida aquí.

I used to pray for times like this