i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

imagine hating me and I see where you're coming from

i'm too young and beautiful to be on linkedin

91. she was a fucking kid

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

I hope this email kills us both

please test your drugs everybody, and carry Narcan ❤️

Very likely two hours of absolute agony. But sure, Lila. Sure.

“Do you want to accept all cookies?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me

as a man you’re already kinda on extremely thin ice with me

Eve That Apple Shit Was Not Your Fault

if your family starts fighting on thanksgiving go live

what are you even supposed to do i don’t get it

unregistered nurse

fake, they would shoot the baby too

Oh look it’s another horror beyond my comprehension on my screen