can I sit on your floor until I feel better

LMFAO

I dont smoke but I bet ripping cigs on the plane was awesome. Happy for you guys

i would rlly be the worlds first ethical dictator like jus put me in charge im tellin y’all i know wat to do

Stop rapping bro we need PILOTS

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

y’all went overseas and got them big ass teeth, done brought monkey pox back

a drunk cig to me is like giving a mouse a cookie

making a grown man kiss his camera on facetime

U gon suck whatever the fuck I pull outta this minion suit

I don’t care if your lane is ending i still want you to put on your turn signal bc i wanna see you beg for it

Men be treating their bed sheets like a damn cast iron pan

No babe I love when you say a bunch of shit that doesn’t make any sense

I'm sorry