It's been a while. #HappySaturday #WeekendVibes #HappyWeekend

Yesterday, my dog jumped on the couch and pulled the basket of banana choco-chip muffins off the island and ate them. At 5 this morning, he puked up the one silicone muffin cup he ate, intact. 10/10 would buy the muffin cups again. #dogs #dogsoftwitter #baking #Wednesday

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Dateline: It turns out the murder victim had just sold $85,000 worth of snakes to a hockey player Me:

They're beginning to prune ❤️

Me after getting home from anywhere

#BrantOPP advising Highway 403 westbound in County of Brant will have delays and traffic is being rerouted at Rest Acres Rd due to a vehicle fire. No injuries were reported. Please plan an alternate route, and updates will follow^pc

"I feel like every game we're never out of it." Hazel Mae chats with Davis Schneider following the Toronto Blue Jays' win over the Dodgers ⤵️