in canada the only way to get the vaccine is if you win it as a roll up the rim prize

Nothing will ever top this show!!!😭

HOLD MEN ACCOUNTABLE!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

these are between 10 and 50 times better than regular m&ms and i’ve never been able to determine why that is

Do Airbnb hosts just like mentally block out the fact that people have fucked all over their home

GOOD!!!!

yes you do 👏🏻✨💕

cows

Outer Banks Season 2 premieres July 30 Let’s go for gold, Pogues 💰💰

Okay one last thing before I say too much, the song that comes out this week 🥺 reminds me of summer 2018 It's also in no relation to the album but I'm super excited about it too 🤭

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle. Legendary!

Call me?

that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials

BREAKING: The judge has approved Britney Spears hiring her own lawyer for her conservatorship case. #FreeBritney

YOU ARE ABOUT TO MANIFEST $4,000. Claim it. Speak it into existence.

Officially in Christmas mode and nobody can slow me down✨🎅🏼🎄⛄️❄️🥂❤️

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

do u think service dogs think other dogs are losers with no job or do u think they’re jealous of dogs with no job