abba is the perfect test to see if someone has evil in their soul, like you dont have to love them but if someone flat out hates abba music that is a perfect sign their heart is sick from the root and can never be cured

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.

need to banish the gut reaction i have to everything as ‘i’m in trouble’. phone buzzes, i’m in trouble. someone gets my attention at work, i’m in trouble. its awful being mentally built like a neurotic horse

i love second hand bookstores that are laid out in a way that's actively hostile

is this a safe space? can i say i would have never forgiven amy for burning my manuscript?

Everybody say hello to Fall! Fall is only here for a little while so Elmo thinks we should have some fun together while we can! 🍂🎃🍎

florida voting against legalizing weed?? in the same year jimmy buffett died??????? for shame

people used to have these things called union representatives and this is basically what they did

I am in a SLIGHTLY BAD MOOD about something INCONSEQUENTIAL and I have already complained to my wife AS MUCH AS IS REASONABLE and now I am OUT OF SOLUTIONS!!!

Girls knit cause they are spiders

Orcas STUN in salmon hat trend

Every day I wait for an email that says “you’re in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you”

being around a baby is so stressful. ur just trying to chill and they’re over in their little bouncy chair literally developing new neural pathways based on their experience with u

"I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom." Check out this partly leucistic female cardinal! Leucism results in a partial loss of pigmentation, causing white, pale or patchy coloration. It can affect skin, feathers or fur but not eyes. 📷 courtesy of Clare Conoley Bozell

Those aren't potatoes! They're Florida manatees keeping warm at Crystal River National Wildlife Refuge Complex. They rest along the sandy bottom of the spring as they conserve their energy and seek shelter in the warm (72 degrees Fahrenheit) spring waters. 📸Emily Jung/USFWS