Me adding up my expenses for carnival:

istg i cant have hoes i pick my favorite one n stop texting the rest back 😭

The only reason why the Pyramids still exist in Africa today is because they were too heavy for Europeans to loot and put in their museums.

LOOOL 30 years ain’t enough, they need to make him younger so he can do more time

Every new month BRINGS A fresh start.✨

Blessings and prosperity all month

Happy New Month! This month I'm claiming all YESSS!!! Yes, you're hired! Yes, you're approved! Yes, you've been accepted... yes, it's yours..... yes, yes, yes ✨✨🙏🏾🙏🏾

You know how bad working conditions has to be for middle age white men to be protesting?!

Happy Canada Day to the future country I will one day live in ☺☺😭 oh and call me Justin Trudeau

We still supporting domestically violent men that abuse drugs???? Nahhhh

Friday traffic + holiday weekend traffic = fuckkkkkk 😤😤😤

I’m losing faith when it comes to love.

This relationship was doomed from the beginning... but when I said it, I was a "hater"

My Twitter days are over...

Rather be laid up poolside, than by a fool's side 🏖

Don’t ever disrespect Cudi.

The devil works hard.... and Kris Jenner works harder.... but you see that gworl named KARMA?!?!