Christ this made me laugh. RIP Barry Cryer.

I've only got an old joke about subtlety, but it was new once.

Chris Alexander, who recently passed (too soon), was the promoter at the legendary London Astoria (and later in Leamington Spa). A fundraiser here for his family, help if you can. justgiving.com/crowdfunding/c…

Finished this to mark the 40th Anniversary of the Falklands War.. an extraordinary account; the sheer bravery and sacrifice. Well done Jimmy UK Veteran ⬅️🟩🇬🇧 and thank you - and everyone you wrote of - for setting the standards we tried to adhere to in subsequent theatres. Best of Britain 🇬🇧

Bought the cat a new chair 🙄📦

No Context Brits

Here’s the best bit of jubilee coverage anywhere this weekend. From Sky News

This video of Bob Geldof popped up on FB and I genuinely thought he was going to say “This week I are been mostly hating Mondays”

RT comp to celebrate TORNADO flying up the Sunday Times Bestseller list to No3! I'm OK to be held off top spots by bob mortimer's wonderful autobiography & Jeremy Clarkson's fantastic Diddly Squat 🍻 RT 4 chance to win a signed copy. Or buy it here: amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/147118…

Minnie is gentle n loving. She is looking for a new 🏡 with her brother Mickey. Mickey is a big chunk of love! They are 8 years old and cannot live with dogs or young children #catsoftwitter #tunatuesday

Classic British humour.

The best letter to a medical journal you will read this year or your money back (source: personal correspondence with peter brindley)

Mega, MEGA, weekend RT comp: To celebrate publication of EJECT! EJECT! next week, RT for chance to win FULL set of signed hardbacks: EJECT, TORNADO, LANCASTER & SPITFIRE! You'll find signed copies of EJECT! in your local Indie Bookshops; many sell online so do support them!

The older I get, the more I relate to Ozzy.

Just putting together my 'Fairytale Of New York' playlist.

Sad news that Mike Sadler MC MM died this morning. The last of the founder members of the war time S.A.S

To my army (well, perhaps platoon) of followers, take a few minutes to read and enjoy this. You're welcome.

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