In the same way that LSD is a left-wing drug, cocaine is a right-wing drug.

Leftist cocaine aficionados jumping into my feed like

“John Wayne was a fag.”

I’m ending my Twitter account at midnight on Dec 31

I had no idea I was going to end my Twitter account on Dec 31 until I drunkenly tweeted that shit, but ok

Seems like the time.

So yeah. I’m out on Dec 31. Follow me at bitteroldpunk at mefi.social

In the meantime, tell me about the best sausage you ever had

I’ve had so much fun projectile vomiting at y’all

I’ve made friends who will be in my heart forever. S’true.

But even as apathetic as I am, I gotta draw a line. I’m not gonna make content for a limp-dick, Nazi-fellatin’, delusional fashie. So. Yeah. Dec 31.

All y’all need to hear Imperial Triumphant

Well damn I’d like to vote in King Shitposter’s poll but I blocked that fucker ages ago