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If you woke up today and > have a job > can call both your parents > not physically ill > have somewhere to go back home to it is a good day regardless of what else is going on in the world or what you might be stressed about easy to take these things for granted

Case closed.

Brain dead commies fuck up boiling water one time in the 80’s and boomers are scared forever of nuclear power

I can’t drink on the job while I do a line of blow off my secretary’s flat tummy anymore and it is all the Jews fault

Charge them $100k per tweet too

“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”

It's crazy how every "conspiracy theorist" during 2020-2022 was completely right about censorship & everything else. And the people who said they're liars will act like they said & did nothing

Trump should announce that septum rings and colored hair are good for you.

Christ is king, niggas

Why is this always the number they choose when crafting a lie?

Libertarianism is gay. Crush your enemies.

NEW - Netanyahu mission-briefed American influencers today, stating TikTok is the "most important" weapon in securing Israel's right-wing support: "Weapons change over time... the most important ones are the social media," he said. "The most important purchase that is going on

He’s double-chesting zyns

RFK Jr. is the most accomplished member of Trump’s cabinet to date and it’s not even particularly close

Take Israel’s nukes away right now.