remember to be kind to yourself today. keep looking at your phone, keep scrolling. keep neglecting your basic needs, descend further into the darkness. do not engage with the people in your life telling you to log off. they don't understand you like we do, they never will

People in the replies getting upset because a man smiled

Better

Turned this into this 👨‍🍳

The only thing that can save Nicole Scherzinger now is if she has a giant son

Going to be a disappointing Football Focus today, I think

Plenty to smile about as County go into the break one-up 😁 #StockportCounty

Used to love buses, me. My head fell off when I came back from holiday and these were everywhere. Little Gems came out too at the same time. I used to keep a tally of how many I'd seen.

100% legit.

Big coat tips, lads.

The vast majority of these tackles are reds today. Can't believe that one on Scholes.

Feels like everyone has actually buggered off from here. My TL is Advert Advert News Outlet Advert News Outlet Someone's RT Advert

It's starting to stick over on the other side so I've been mostly over there last few days. It's actually ok. bsky.app/profile/shatne…

The ghost of Bobby Moore strikes again