All ye need in life is a bed, tv, YouTube, and the main man

“Bro send me the photo from last night!” The photo:

Me singing the British anthem at my TV while Lando spikes sparkling wine #P1 #F1 #Formula1 #MiamiGP #Lando

This is STILL happening. Sort it out ⁦Keir Starmer⁩.

I be having a good day then boom, fat person

Me trying to watch the US election and getting distracted by Gary Barlow massive son memes:

The Shard looks more evil and menacing than festive to be honest

Remember this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Clicking “open in app” and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason

Really wish I was severed rn.

Severancing my brain the old fashioned way tonight

He’s got my vote.

Obsessed with Chris Eubank Snr. trying KFC for the first time

i don’t think there will ever be a movie poster that will top this one

they should have separate airports for people who walk quickly and are capable of reading signs