well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list

normalize embarrassing men in public

me 🤝🏼 scheduling “cry over breakup” because I’m too busy

⠀ 🎃🎃🎃　　 🎃🎃🎃 🎃　　 🎃 🎃　 🎃 🎃 I wanna watch 🎃　 🎃 spooky movies 🎃 　　🎃 with you 🎃 　　　 🎃　⠀ 🎃 　 　 🎃

unfortunately a girl’s social media is at its best when she’s in a weird situationship

dating me is easy all you have to do is say yes to everything

i wonder what its like for him to have the funniest prettiest sexiest most intelligent and alluring person in his life

sza knew i was tired of men so she’s dropping an album she’s so considerate fr

At this point I wonder if I’m the one who dies in the season finale of The White Lotus.

Now when I’ve turned 25 and my prefrontal cortex is fully developed, what can I blame my mistakes on now?

i’m free feb 14 btw

I am 24 but also 16 and also 40

Normalise letting me be dramatic and crazy because I’m a girl

So was June giving existential crisis for everyone or was it just me?

Remember girls, you're Barbie and he is just ken 💋

goodnight time to check and make sure all my sims are where they’re supposed to be <3

me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu