We seem to generally get more worried about $ going up than we are about € & £ which to me are even more crippling to the NGN. $ usually goes up and down but normally comes to a place where its understandably cruel but € & £ just keep skyrocketing with no remorse.

Congratulations Malam Abba Goni🫂

I went to a mechanic and they were pricing a Pistol for N180k right in front of me like it was okay?

Suddenly its birds and caterpillars everywhere

Only a few brave men have told women “no”.

😂

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Every problem in Nigeria is solved by distributing rice. A Rice O Compatriots for a reason.

We really are going through an economic crisis.

You crash someone’s 400m car and SURVIVED???

Westside pootie had niggas on suicide watch for years and shes not even 12 yet.

🫂

Ball up top.

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Swear I got a lump in my throat.

Bismillah.

On est là

I went shopping and couldnt find baby oil. #DiddyYouWillPayForYourCrimes