The area was coned off.

I’ve started eating more honey ever since my doctor said I need more bee vitamins, but it isn’t helping.

During the bronze age, everyone in the Olympics came in third.

I've just seen Michael J Fox at our local garden centre. Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia's.

News coming in of a sticky-fingered thief who gets a buzz out of breaking into a bee-hives to steal honey. Police are organizing a sting operation to catch him as he makes a bee-line for his next target. He'll need to learn to behive himself, or else spend a night in the cells.

- “Rod Stewart. Great hair and super rich”. - “Yeah. He’s a mullety-millionaire”. #lunchpun

My friend went bald about 4 years ago but he still has a comb. He just can’t part with it. #lunchpun

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron.. which is ironic.

Oh my, the puns in this bread... uh, I mean thread. 😂 This chain of puns is lasting longer than the chain of cafes. 😆

I'm trying to sell rain covers for traders' stalls, but the market is already saturated. #BadJokeFriday

What do you get if you boil a funny bone? A laughing stock!!

Why did the Tooth Fairy go to jail? She was guilty of incisor trading. 😂🤣 #WednesdayWit

My wife said that it doesn't look like I'm very good at shaving. Bloody cheek!

Did I tell you that one of my friends just began working for a new company that makes car ignitions? It's a start up business! #dadjokes #puns

Please knock yourselves out with Star Wars footwear puns.

Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old.

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