This is a script written in Tel Aviv LOL

the day Wisconsin stood still

Getting a pussy migraine because my headband underwear is too tight

GASSSSSSSS

Stopped living at 81 to pay respect to Kobe.

holy fuck that Reiner kid did it again?

My based son shat his pants to upset the pretentious waiters at this steakhouse. He’s 37 years old and runs a tech startup

can't wait till the clouds clear and I can get my first sunning of 2026 #TaintGoals #wellness #holeistic

This gotta be one of the worst questions I’ve ever heard asked in a presser how did Self not snap at this dude 😭

nw

everything the US has told you about Cuba being a fascist dictatorship can be disproven by the fact this zionist grifter weasel is allowed to step foot on Cuban soil and not get shot

Visiting the residence of a man who had god awful taste in home furnishings, got fat from fast food and pills and liked sleeping with very underage girls is a bit on the nose, big dawg.

Imagine thinking the WNBA players are the problem in this equation

wtf man

Discombobulating my goldfish to ensure they forget after they see me jacking off.

guess you're unfamiliar with phil spector's catalog

nw

John Calipari I know what you mean. I stopped by woods on a snowy evening and it reminded me of that poem, "Kubla Khan."