“if i had a vagina i’d let the homie hit” just use your butt!! #UseYourButt

st5 spoilers EDDIE IS ALIVE AND HIM AND STEVE ARE DRY HUMPING???

My G.O.A.T. #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

look at my plumbers dawg my house is about to flood

we judged him too early and he turned out to be a legend

Mike Wheeler the sweetheart you are

my apologies so far to the duffer brothers I did not allow y’all to cook and that’s on me

mike wheeler i’ve grown quite fond of you

I am surprisingly attracted to woody harrelson in the hunger games and i’m confused about it

maybe he was only attracted to el’s powers after all. he’s into that bowl cut

CATCHING FIRE ENDING LIKE THAT THATS FUCKED!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

LETS FUCKING GO

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JUST WHAT I NEEDED FINALLY???

I KNEW IT I KNEW SEEING IT TWICE WE WOULD BE THE STAR LETS FUCKING GO ME AND MH WIFE ARE IN THIS

LETS FUCKIN GO MY FOREHEAD AND ARM ARE IN THE MV

YIPPEEEEEEE

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I’m literally the poorest I’ve ever been right now how dare you