it’s national suicide prevention month so here’s your reminder to be kind because you never know what others are going through, check on your friends even the happy ones, answer those late night calls, pray over the people around you & don’t take them for granted. missing a few

my ducks are indeed not in a row

I be at Target with no list, just vibes

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

FSU and UF playing for a bowl game next week in The Swamp x.com/Mr__Tweeets/st…

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for me at my worst

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

“Fresh never frozen” my ass

Call me crazy but if I had to choose between all the music apps, I'm still rolling with pandora. Rich Homie Quan radio has been on point this morning. All my high school hits.

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

there are two types of guys in this world. avoid them both

*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time* Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ⚠️BeReal⚠️ and then come back to hear closing arguments

i knew it

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.