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MrBeast People have been donating time, money, equipment, education, experience and support for over a century. These people have hardly progressed in the last 500 years and do not want to help themselves. How long do you expect people to keep throwing money, machinery and effort into

Even within purity culture, virginity has no value. It has never protected women from disrespect - not from men, not from shame, not even from the institutions that preach it. If you choose it, let it be for you. Not because you were promised safety, reward, or value.

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

Look at the clock 💀

PARENTS OF OBESE CHILDREN ANGER ME DEEPLY. Look, if you want to be round like a ball, as an adult, that's your decision, i won’t judge you for it. Your kid doesn't have that choice. Their health is your responsibility. If your 13 year old outweighs me as a grown ass and still

"do away with amala" read it backwards now…

as soon as you send me a sticker our conversation is over

For the umpteenth time, to kill a monkey should have just been a two hour movie. Very ridiculous waste of time, resources and unnecessary long dialogues #TKAMNetflix

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse 😂😂

The ValueJet Pilot is a Nigerian. The unruly passenger is also a Nigerian. This is a classic example of our anyhowness, our "doyouknowwhoiamness" and our tendency to allow emotions cloud our professional judgement. I hope the Pilot gets sanctioned and the passenger is banned

The owner of the well doesn't queue for his water. Learn or Perish

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Lagos people at 3:30am:

Dear married men, especially christian married men. Please keep your marital lessons. 🙏 Let us make mistakes. Don't teach us again. Esp those lessons that necessarily involves embarrassing that woman you call wife. Shut down the think pieces. Delete your YouTube channels.

I am Nigerian enough to know what this means.

We will not make it

Once I notice that you easily bring spirituality into conversations; i stop having meaningful conversations with you.

Can’t believe someone called Asake an illiterate because he spoke Yoruba on a gunna feat. May God free yall from colonial Mentality, soooo sad. If Spanish person speak Spanish or French person speak French una no go call am illiterate.

This only applies to you because you’re poor. If na rich man, dem go say, “he’s so happy and free”

They’ve chosen their own way to move