black people always gotta 'nigga rig' some shit. like if they broom break, they'll just tape it back together.

people ask the dumbest shit ever. "does your dog bite?" naw bitch he just gon tickle you with his teeth.

i want me a white girl. if a black girl even THINK you cheatin on them, they will bleach yo clothes, key yo car, & then tell yo mama on you!

@DemMicronesians not yet

i wish a nigga would say "oops" while he givin me a tattoo...