how it feels having no crush no roster no interest, just plans to go for an evening walk and come home to make pasta and watch a movie with your phone on dnd

May June be kind to your heart and easy on your soul.

Played the same song 8 times in a row.

ratatouille is hilarious cause the villain wasn't even evil he just didn't want food cooked by rats?!? 😭😭

I go to baseball games to drink,eat and play smash or pass

Guys I did it, I finally got my windshield fixed

Wow men used to go to war now we’re concerned about instagram highlights

When people are nice to me in traffic i blow kisses instead of waving ✨

That grown ass man pays for Snapchat premium, trust me you’re not losing anything.

as a spotify user, a relationship with an apple music user is like dating someone who lives in another country

me and my grandma when we used to chill together

far from nonchalant, would tattoo your name on my bikini line tbh

i was born in the right generation i love posting on my story and ignoring everybody

Im excited, im going to be such a cool mom

Untouchable men are top tier. No girl wants a man who’s in every woman's likes, follows randoms and is too friendly with other girls, that shit is unattractive.