Kendrick is the 🐐

LMAOOOO

Hey babe Joe Rogan let me know!! I’ll come in fully loaded too

the weirdest thing that happened to me this month was when i got sent a counterfeit pizza hut coupon

If I swallow a caterpillar whole, will it spin itself into a silky cocoon and emerge from my butt as a butterfly?

To the adult man wearing a Hurley tank top and aviator sunglasses: You’re supposed to stop shopping at Tillys in middle school.

THE TRILOGY CONTINUES...

Don’t Worry election PSA

I’ve been wearing my sweatshirt inside out all day and nobody cares, has made fun of me or ostracized me... It’s UNITY Incredible feeling. We are united and we should also all fist each other. #TryIt TODAY RULES!

My cats shit smells like absolute SHIT. Repulsive and tbh, disrespectful!!!

If you’re allergic to Nurtec, you should not take Nurtec.

If you're ever watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on, give it a second, then look at your parents and say, "Is this the kind of filth you two are into? Disgusting." You just changed the balance of power forever.

What’s up it’s Chrissy Dad Stories AKA CDS. #dads

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yaaaa willaaaay! ⁦Chip Tha Ripper⁩

A lot of ppl are talking about this new Adam Levine story so I decided to come out and tell my story too

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how much Ben Affleck’s back tattoo sucks.