BREAKING: Amelia Bedelia has escaped with large quantities of the Covid vaccine after being told to “Take the vaccine”

did we actually regress into our middle school interests or has quarantine enabled us to enjoy our interests without fear of judgement???

What if the sea shanty thing isn't a trend and we just carry it forward? When I go back to bars, I want to SING A FUCKING SHANTY WITH PEOPLE.

this is who decides your fate in purgatory

PSA: Made for splashing, not drinking.

Y’all are gonna HAVE to let go of mask = Democrat and no mask = republican at this point, especially when you’re outdoors.

All these Jurassic Park rides and not a single Jeff Goldblum animatronic. What are we doing here people

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damn she slayed

Them: screens and hot air. 🐭 Us: CEILING OF FIREEEE 💀 🔥

We used to be a country. A proper country.

the feminine urge to build a time machine to visit Epcot in the 80s and early 90s

CDC now recommends that you should know how many people are in your party before getting grouped into rows at a theme park

don’t be fooled, there’s only one reason people are cramming into Epcot tonight

all destinations (nothing underwater)

tolkien was SO good at naming things like ?? the shire ?? yes that is 10000% the shire… aragorn… thranduil… bilbo… gandalf yes those are perfect names ,,, minas tirith ??? incredible !! MORDOR??? insane

taylor swift: sometimes i feel like everybody is a sexy baby jacob from twilight: aha oh word????

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.