I play with the most lethal band. If you don't agree, come fight me on Saturday after the Geco show which starts at 7pm 😎😎

😅😅😅 Umesema akuje mkamatane??? Sounds a lil’ gay if you ask me… But who am I to judge bro??🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😅

National petition by the People of the Republic of Kenya to Recording Academy / GRAMMYs: Dear Grammys, Any such monies as paid to you by our government for whatever reason to be sent back post haste! We need it to pay intern doctors and teachers! Regards, Kenyans. Crystal Asige

I woke up this morning and was really challenged by Dr. Bruce Onduru. This young man wakes up, dresses up pristinely, sends his prayers up to heaven, and steps out to do what he loves every single day! I am proud of you Dr. Onduru His Akach-ness!! Daktari wa Pamba! #duloattires

Winding down quite the day today. On days like today, I am gobsmacked by my job. I love it dearly. Spent the evening unwinding with my friend Dr. Bruce Onduru of Dulo Attires! Sometimes it tires me. But today, I am happy. Mbele ler wuod Nyakach! Listen to Chisa btw💯

Listen Fake Woke With Justine You are completely unhinged and the country loves it! You said the ICT CS rocks the Hairline 5G??😅🤣🤣 You did Mr. Kabogo nasty! Damn!

Ama ule msee alikuwa anasema serikali ni ya kina mama mboga ndio yeye pia aanze kupika chapo auze?🤔🤔 #OneMillionChapatis

The CIC has a terrible PR and Comms team. The Boss move would have been to schedule the Prez to go watch the play, quick photo op, shake some hands, give a speech and leave. All they’ve done now is radicalize more young people for the uprisings of tomorrow! Hussein achapwe btw!

That gentleman was on his way home. On his way back to his life. But as of this afternoon, He has fallen, lifeless at the feet of a man sworn to protect him and by a gun bought by his own taxes. You can’t make this up! You really can’t! #DefundPolis

You’d think ‘serikali ya mama mboga’ would protect the very hustlers it claims to champion. Those who struggle daily to earn an honest living. But no. Today, dressed in full uniform, the executive acted, as it has time and again the past few months, not as a guardian of the

Let them pass the bill! Juu wataipitisha kwa bunge halafu itarudi tu bunge with new faces in those seats after next week! They can pass that bill and go and use it for budgeting in their homes cha ukweli! Sai tumefinya CTRL + R Inaload sasa…. Inaload!

The decision of the UK and PM Keir Starmer to host Not-My-President William Ruto was ill considered and a direct spit on the face of all Kenyan people. The oldest democracy in the world threw its weight behind an oppressive regime in what is the textbook definition of bad taste!

That Maraga + Charisma collab goes hard honestly!😅😅😅😅 David Maraga captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪

Murkomen is UNFIT FOR OFFICE!!

RUTO IS UNFIT THEN MURKOMEN HE WAS APPOINTMENT BY AN UNFIT RUTO

There is a deafening silence in our places of work today. The weight of the country is upon all of us today. The shame of having elected a barbaric regime haunts us all! The pain of parents the nation over scratches the flesh off our hearts. Ruto SURELY must Go!

STUPID Blood Based Government!! CV of of the Government of Kenya: - Shameless killers - Barbaric rapists - Lacking in empathy - Rotund (corruption & theft-filled) bellies - Foul minds, foul thoughts, foul intentions, foul people

“You can tell how effective society is by how meaningless politicians are there…” ~VT I think the problem here is that our politicians mean too much. They matter too much. Irreverence toward our politicians is the only way out💯

Ok Sawa! The boys wakifika semi finals hata sisi tuwekewe holiday ya kuenda game sasa Na wakifika finals, watuchinjie ng’ombe uhuru park! Wakishinsa CHAN, TUPEWE SHAMBA TANZANIA!

I actually feel bad for Prof Makau Mutua. His task is just plain hard! How do you financially quantify life. How do you value patriotic martyrdom? We have never really compensated Dedan Kimathi, how will he compensate Rex Masai? Pole sana Prof! Dr. Bruce Onduru Koso awacho marach?😅