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Andrew Vaughan

@andrewavaughan

Comedian. Aspiring Single Dad. Drunk. 3rd Best.

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calendar_today04-01-2009 17:29:06

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432 Followers

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I heard this joke at an open mic over a decade ago and I still think about it every week or so 'I know what you're thinking this guys got a dad, nope died when I was 5!'

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They should make cheese packages for the single man. It’s just 2 slices of cheese and a note reminding you to give your mother a call.

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﹡PLAYING THIS WEEK﹡ Headliner Brendan McKeigan, Andrew Vaughan and @NickMartinello. Get rid of your winter blahs and catch a show! 🎟Get your tickets: qoo.ly/z3mzu or by phone at 613-233-8000. #ottawacomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #ottawa

﹡PLAYING THIS WEEK﹡  Headliner <a href="/BrendanMcKeigan/">Brendan McKeigan</a>, <a href="/andrewavaughan/">Andrew Vaughan</a> and @NickMartinello. Get rid of your winter blahs and catch a show!  

🎟Get your tickets: qoo.ly/z3mzu or by phone at 613-233-8000.

#ottawacomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #ottawa
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The stage is on fire this week with headliner Brendan McKeigan, Andrew Vaughan and @NickMartinello. Get rid of your winter blahs and catch a show! 🎟Get your tickets: qoo.ly/z3mzu or by phone at 613-233-8000. #ottawacomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #ottawa

The stage is on fire this week with headliner <a href="/BrendanMcKeigan/">Brendan McKeigan</a>, <a href="/andrewavaughan/">Andrew Vaughan</a> and @NickMartinello. Get rid of your winter blahs and catch a show!  

🎟Get your tickets: qoo.ly/z3mzu or by phone at 613-233-8000.

#ottawacomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #ottawa
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I never understood the old sitcom trope of Men taking porno mags into the toilette. You want to shit with an erection? God damn the 80's was weird.

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Tomorrow is a week since I got the new cat. Which means it's officially 5 days past my friends getting tired of me talking about the new cat.

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A week ago I got this cute little cat from Nova Scotia SPCA She is now fully comfortable. She followe me everywhere and she loves pets. I am so happy to be her forever home and her buddy.

A week ago I got this cute little cat from <a href="/NSSPCA/">Nova Scotia SPCA</a>   She is now fully comfortable. She followe me everywhere and she loves pets. I am so happy to be her forever home and her buddy.
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Comedians will be like ‘podcast with 100 listeners? Not worth it. I’m gonna go tell jokes to 6 people who are bleeding from their head in a bar that has the TVs on’

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This is horrifying. This is toxic masculinity wrapped up in the guise of “Alberta Strong”. Say what you want. But you AND YOUR COMPANY better be ready for the fallout as a result. No hiding. No excuses. Time to take responsibility and grow up. Fuck you, Doug Sparrow.

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I like to drink my water out of wine glasses. It's not because I'm lazy and the wine glasses are the only clean ones. It's because that's not water, It's wine. I have a problem. It's 2 PM.