I’ve just text Mo Salah to wish him Good luck ahead of the Russia game.

When I was 8 a woman on the bus - to whom I'd said NOTHING - told me her husband was so selfish, "the cunt would peel an orange in his pocket". So TWITTER - what's an artfully constructed diss you've heard once and never forgotten? (No 'cockwomble' or 'piss-trumpet' stuff plz).

I just text Adrián to borrow his goalkeeper gloves. He said why? I said because I don't want to catch the coronavirus and you can't catch anything with those on. I'll let you know when he replies.

girl r u the vaccine? because i really want you but my auntie says you’ll alter my brain and probably destroy my balls

Finnish fans: “CHRISTIAN” Danish fans: “ERIKSEN”

The Premier League is once again appalled by the online abuse that players are having to suffer If you see it, report it. Together we can make it clear that there is #NoRoomForRacism, not in football, not anywhere ➡️ preml.ge/bvraca

Come on, let’s do the right thing here. We can’t do this, it’s awful. Priti Patel MP

Tomorrow @yorkshiremesmac will be starting their monthly walk-in queer outreach clinic at Wharf Chambers #Leeds As well as offering sexual health support & testing they will also be offering support to people around their mental health

We now have our staff training around #LGB awareness available for booking again! This will once again be delivered by the wonderful @yorkshiremesmac Yorkshire MESMAC Leeds & is 3 hours to allow for more discussion around #healthinequalities Leeds & York Partnership NHS Foundation Trust Voluntary Services

My 11 year old son get £7.50 a week pocket money. I tax and NI him and he also has to save 20% each week so he's left with about 4 quid. He hates the tax man already and he's now starting to hate the government. May as well start them early.

I suffered a huge loss this year and for me it was the little things being done that made me feel like I could try at life again so... if you've had a few bad days and you need someone to come round to make you a brew and wash a few pots I'm in Leeds❤️ #legup #Leeds #depression

When you spend 4 days deciding whether to captain Salah, commit and now he's on the bench 🙃🙃 #fantasyfuckup #FantasyFootball #salah #whytho

I really thought we would beat Swansea tonight because they're bottom of the league. I said to Jürgen Isn’t it funny how we beat Man City last week and they are top of the league but then lost to Swansea this week, who are bottom of the league. He said Not now, James.