Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

eated a ass

The internet did to boomers what they were afraid it would do to us

why are you on twitter when you could be masturbating

BULLS MAKE MONEY, BEARS MAKE MONEY, PIGS GET SLAUGHTERED

As if Imploding The Mirage wasn’t deluxe enough, we made it even more so! Excess granted, people of earth, behold the mighty deluxe edition! youtu.be/2Oxjxcp2rx4

Unlike the NYT, Vanity Fair once again tells the truth 🤷🏼‍♀️

thanos: *does the snap* people who were sucking dick:

Happy Chinese New Year 2021! 新年快樂！youtu.be/whyX0vgMXDY

If you're on the fence about getting vaxxed, THIS IS FOR YOU! (You'll want to stick around until the end... trust me.) #EarBiscuits

roasted brussels sprouts are amazing and not talked about enough

Well this is surreal 🥳😭🥳 an official publication? thank you to so many amazing people! @ofendlessbooks Ross Kendall Siân Halcrow 👩🏻‍💻💀 Charlie King @BoneGuerrilla Dr. Melanie Miller Andrew Millard Prof Darren Grocke ... Hopefully this kicks my thesis completion into overdrive lolol

might fuck around and stop giving a fuck and actually just enjoy life

This you, Rep. Andrew Clyde?

I don't generally use Twitter but NBC Entertainment needs to know they fucked up bad cancelling Manifest. This show is golden. Whoever made the decision must have been dropped on their head. netflix⁷ #SaveManifest

I legit just finished binging the first two seasons on netflix⁷ to find out yesterday it was cancelled. I wish I could fund this show. #SaveManifest #SixSeasons

srsly why do ppl call it an “orgy” and not a “fucknado”