I’d say let’s go as friends because I’m not looking to date anyone other than my boyfriend!

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen with Lindsay Lohan still holds up today

i’m coming out as someone who doesn’t hate children.

I was just sitting in a cafe that doesn’t allow kids (thank god!) when Chappell Roan came on (reminds me of nicki Minaj if she was talented) and I couldn’t help think… polyamorous people are inferior

Carly Rae Jepsen when she released Dedicated:

Message me and let’s hang out tho 😭

My boyfriend and Jason Sudeikis

Most recreational truck owners would be better served by owning a minivan.

Imagine talking about someone behind their back and then bullying them anonymously online?

When I see a handsome man naked in the gym locker room vs.

When I see a handsome man in the weight room take off his sweatshirt and briefly show his navel

reading the news

Your teeth are younger than your nipples

Only real ones will know where I am

Are you asking this because I didn’t post a half naked photo today? I’ve been busy framing my basement exterior walls after an awesome but busy work week!

I applied to 100 jobs using a resume with the name, 'Kismma D. Nhuhts' and I got 29 interviews.

This is what I've learned about resumes:

All the Lanes in Toronto have such incredible names

I’m gonna do gay stuff to him

This entire thread makes me sick to my stomach, so much beauty decimated.