Funny thing about asymmetrical lying - it results in asymmetrical fact-checking. Tricky concept for really fucking stupid people to comprehend.

On the arc he’s on, no way we get to Election Day without him yelling out the n word at one of his hate rallies

So crazy laura looney is out hunting the elusive orange mushroom in the wild. She spots it (it can be hard to find), sneaks up and tackles it with a mouth hug, landing on her knees to do so. And that, boys and girls, is why they call her Shitty Chin

Toggling off ‘For You’ to ‘Following’ is twitter’s best feature. Why? Excellent question, glad you asked. As you do so, the Pale Orc Elon Musk and his simpleton blatherings disappear from your feed, along with his fellow Russian trolls spreading similar bullshit

Space Weasel. Dying over here!!

Went back home to Calgary for the saddest of reasons end of last week and over the wknd, but at least got to hike up to heaven in the Kananaskis!

#FuckTrump

This is the 9th tee at Pebble Beach, sometimes referred to by its other name, Golf Heaven

Exactly nobody is surprised by this, right? There’s a reason everyone’s “for you” page is full of a bunch of MAGA morons that they don’t follow. This is also why it’s vital to amplify factual content. We’re not only fighting the bots - we’re fighting the algorithm.

Under the Fairness Doctrine, wondering if Vogue is planning to follow up its Kamala cover just out now, captioned A Candidate for our Times with one for Melania, captioned A Hooker for Misogynist times?

The National Stair Climb in honour of the 343 members of FDNY who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11, and those who have followed is never not extremely moving. This morning, at Louis Armstrong Stadium in Flushing. #NeverForget

Am imagining forward to the 2025 Oscars. The ‘In Memorium’ piece comes up, I have questions: 1) do they include Weinstein? 2) Does the audience break out in wild applause? (Pretty sure the answers are no and absolutely yes)

Hi Ted Cruz turd, curious if you ever feel deflated that you’re loathed by >90% of the country; >95% of all sitting senators of both parties; and 100% of your children? I’m kidding of course, every senator thinks you are an asshole, even the ones who are assholes #CancunCruz

Hi Elon Musk Pale Orc, trying to be helpful here, while you are jumping and skipping around like a dipshit, some important mail arrived from DOJ. I know, who sends actual mail these days, amiright?! Anywho, GFY, perhaps with a pineapple. Good times

Here is a video of Stacey Williams explaining how Jeffrey Epstein took her to Trump's home where she was groped by Trump. Please SHARE!

Why has the Couchfucker completely invisible and silent over the last week?

The dick rocket guy joins the skipping dipshit and the LA Times clown. This is my shocked face. Rich fucking assholes. Jeff Bezos Elon Musk

Captain dick rocket, Jeff Bezos , you feckless coward. Any major newspaper choosing to not endorse, in an election when the stakes could not be higher, is no longer a serious newspaper. You fucking child The Washington Post

Feels like the perfect day to tell #cancunted to fully and roundly fuck off Ted Cruz , what an accomplishment to be the most hated senator when Running boy Haley was in the mix!

Kamala HQ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez #KamalaHarris2024