Every once in a while, for no reason, I think about how Glenn Close and Woody Harrelson used to date.

If Jude Law and Mads Mikkelsen do not kiss in Secrets of Dumbledore then I will simply Not See It.

The Mormon energy this pic of Edward Cullen has--

A fun thing my roommate said to me was, “I feel like your type is every single guy in Please Don’t Destroy.”

I loved the part in The Batman where Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson sang Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland.

Raskolnikov SparkNotes

this is crazy i never knew this

I like Bridgerton because I too would like to walk down the aisle to Harry Styles.

This is literally Howard Banister.

Hey! I’ve been working in this field all day! It’s not fair that you’re going to pay these people who have only been here since 2 pm the same amount!

Something I’m never gonna do is skip the intro to Arcane.

What if we kissed at the Jimmy John’s Austin Plastic Surgeon

Im neither serious nor silly, but a secret third thing

The plot of Don’t Worry Darling

A Knight’s Tale? Top slutty sports movie of all time.